About
I am a magnet for the “kid rock’s” of the world. Ya know what I’m talking about…the guys who look kinda bad ass, but turn out to be suburbia-born douche nozzles. And the first step to fixing your problem, is to realize that you have one, so with that being said- I’m on a dating freeze.
I’m a mom. I sing the alphabet, I talk baby talk, I coddle and cuddle and wipe snot and dry tears and I’M COVERED IN MOMMY. But I’m still rad. And so are my kids.
I own a skate shop. I love tattoo’s. I love live music. The louder and more painful to my eardrum that it is- the better. This is why I’ve seen Ministry 6 times.
I own an amazing house in Seattle that I will get back to one of these days. For now, I reside in Lansing….the armpit of America.
A Few Things About Me:
1. I own 72 pairs of skate shoes.
2. I’m learning how to bake. So far, I’ve had 3 successful cobbler attempts. The others were casualties of my kitchen.
3. I love lil wayne. shut your dirty mouths.
4. I was homeless for 9 months when I decided that living at home just wasn’t going to work. I was 15.
5. I have 16 tattoo’s. Blow me ,corporate America.
6. Girls don’t really like me. its sad. most of my friends are guys.
7. I watch valley girl or say anything every single night before I go to sleep.
8. I have 3 rescue dogs. Nayla, Rex and Capt’n Crunch. I also foster dogs from the humane society until they find forever homes.
9. I have watched all the seasons of the O.C., back to back, three times.
10. my t.v. is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Along with massaging slippers and a comfy recliner.
11. I eat alot of Top Ramen. Not because I have to, but rather because its delicious.
12. I believe in aliens. I wanted to move to France, because they publicly recognize the existence of UFO’s.
13. My family is from Dublin, an I plan on moving there when I’m 30.
14. I can’t leave my hair alone. I cut, color, and experiment with it on a weekly basis.
15. Glen Danzig is responsible for some of the greatest things that have happened in my life 
